i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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