It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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