just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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