I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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