just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You pole danced in your parka.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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