Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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