So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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