I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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