she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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