I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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