Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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