It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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