Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The struggles of a small town man whore
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
