I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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