you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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