he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i came on her dog
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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