READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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