He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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