You're so nebulous sometimes
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw