No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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