goodnight i made you a song goodbye
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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