so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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