im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
