sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you traded sex for a burrito?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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