hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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