Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
God I need to hump something, right now.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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