I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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