so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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