My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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