Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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