Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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