you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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