I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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