How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize