I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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