You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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