I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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