Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
smell my finger.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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