Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.