That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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