I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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