Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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