I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I supernannyed him into submission
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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