Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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