She's JV to your varsity
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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