i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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