Don't you send me to vm
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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