i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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