oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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