Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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