why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
