Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I need you to use more vowels.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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