no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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