ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.