how can u be prego again
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
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Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.